Hello again, hipsters! This is a fortunate, and unfortunate day for the HIP GIRL CLUB. A chronological order from most important news down will be ordered:
First of all, The HIP GIRL CLUB would like to give a very warm welcome and a huzzah to our fifth member: Princess Loreen Moonbeam! We wish her only the best during her stay at our club!
Due to this fortunate happening, the HIP GIRL CLUB is now eligible to officially hold Verde and Roxy's annual Beauty Pageant! The beauty pageant is scheduled to be held no later than DECEMBER 30, 2004, so don't wait to gather your things, ladies! It's just around the corner!
Askew from the fortunate news, a sad happening has happened to HIP GIRL MEMBER Jewel Temple. As of today, her club: "J's Club of Fabulousity" has been bought out by her younger sister and rival: Tia Temple, and thus, changed into: "Tia & Company". Any owner would be sad to see all their hard work go, but here's an interview on what the previous Fabulousity owner has to say on the subject:
Jewel: Personally, I really did not care about that club as much as I cared about this one. The only reason I ever made that club was to join this one [The Hip Girl Club].
Hip Girl Club: What urged you to allow Tia to buy out your club in the first place?
Jewel: Well, just the fact that people were just being rude, and I think i've just pulled this long enough.
HGC: What was the final straw that broke your back with "J's Club of Fabulousity"?
Jewel: Just the facts and the logics they had, and I really did not fit in the crowd.
HGC: So, your members' attitudes are what pushed you over the edge?
Jewel: Absolutely.
HGC: Do you feel any remorse in seeing your club go to your hated little sister, Tia?
Jewel: Oh yes. I would rather let it had die.
HGC: But why did you make that deal with her to give your club to her?
Jewel: I didn't. I just threw away the club, then she just picked it up right out of the garbage, the little ho.
HGC: So, technically now that you have denied ownership of your club, It now belongs to Tia?
Jewel: Yes
HGC: Well, we think you made the right choice in turning to the Hip Girl Club. Thank you for your time, Jewel. We love you!
Jewel: Thank you. It's good to be here, too.
Even though Jewel has indeed lost her club to her hated rival, we are glad that out 4th member can find refuge and content in the HIP GIRL CLUB. We all love you, Jewel!
Last, but not least, something new has graced the HIP GIRL CLUB, and we can only describe it in one word: AUDIO! New HIP GIRL TUNES are now available to the HIP GIRL CLUB thanks to a little help from various equipment donors and charitable organizations! A new branch of the HIP GIRL CLUB, which will be called: THE HIP GIRL JUKE BOX, taking off from the small selection of music on our home page, will now be available to all! It is now currently under construction, but we shall notify ALL HIP GIRLS when the masterpiece is finished. For now, here is a link to some never-before featured HIP GIRL music done by our very own HIP GIRL FOUNDERS and MEMBERS, including Verde, Melissa, Farrah, and Jewel! Enjoy!