Wow girlyfriends! Has it been a long time since we've updated or what?! It's almost like we're losing to the uproaring popularity of the Tia & Company Website! They're getting better with thier fancy changing color links, and their new members rolling in like stones from the top of a cliff! It makes us mad! In addition to that, one of the girls; Quarantine Grouch denied HIP GIRL Membership! It was an outrage! We need to do more stuff to make the HIP GIRL CLUB more fancy and spunky than ever before! Just like the HIP GIRL Juke box, those updates will in fact, be coming soon. Keep an eye out, pooples!
On a more poopy note, We also have a couple new members willing to join our sisterly clan! Those girls are Sarina Rodriguez and Athena Grouch, Quarantine's sister! Talk about sibling rivalry! That's 2 points for us, and only one point for them! Yeah! We're doing better than they are! We're winning, and we always will win! Go
So many new things to update on, so little time! Due to the unfortunate happening of Tia and Sohail's "hooking up", That HIP GIRL MEMBER Jewel Temple has decided to make her second CD "Fires Of My Rage". She will be in recording as soon as she writes for angsty lyrics. Poor, poor Jewel...
It has been said thatTia & Company Founder and rival to HIP GIRL MEMBER Jewel, Tia Temple, has been in distress! It is the HIP GIRL duty to report all sadness going on within the opposing club after all! She appears distressed because of the fact that Jewel Temple's old club J's Club of Fabulosity holds memories very dear to members now in Tia & Company! HAHA! We win again, poopyfriend! The rumor is that T&C members Dexter Retka and Sabrina Android have hooked up during the fabulous Fabulosity Christmas party! If it wasn't for her ranting about it, and HIP GIRL FOUNDER Verde's spying, we would've never have known about it! Thank you, loud mouth Tia! We will do everything in our power to make your life as miserable as possible, the HIP GIRL way!
Oh boy! Another thing to add to this long list of wonderful HIP GIRL happenings is the newest Upcoming Event of the year! This time, in honor of the long, arduous winter, and the rather boring spring; the THE HIP GIRL SUMMER BLOCK PARTY! This event will take place as the longest HIP GIRL event in history! THE WHOLE MONTH OF JUNE! Get your dancing socks ready girls, because this event starts as soon as school gets out for all those lucky dogs still in High school/ College, and lasts until the very first day of July for that awesome summer feeling, and surely there will be kissy little surprises in between! Hang on to your turbans, froogles! This is going to be the ride of your lives! All members who want to join, JOIN NOW, because the HIP GIRL train waits for nobody!!!
Until next time, hipsters! Don't stop being HIP!