And the HIP GIRLS are all glad to be back! Today is August 4th, and today is the first day of school! Have your pencils and noodles ready, and work super hard, girlyfriends!
The HIP GIRL LABOR DAY LUAU was a huge success! All the HIP GIRLS came, and had a great time! They all had a greeting meeting speech given by Verde at the start of the day, and afterwards, the festivities started! Verde and Roxy played some Jewel ball, Farrah; testing out her swimming skills by swimming all the way out to the DEEP END (which really wasn't so deep), also escorted her friend Princess Moonbeam to go peepee in the Alafia River, Melissa sat around the kiddie area with her mommy and marriage consultant, and Jane frumped on a lawn chair the entire day! It was great fun, waddlefriends, and will do it again very soon!
In other news, no work has been done on the linklist, but you know what we're gonna say next, so just sit tight and hopes it comes. Athena will also be added very soon, as well. Sit tight, hipples!
Now we have for you an interview with our very own HIP GIRL Member Jane Henderson for your happy viewing pleasure!
HGC: Jane, why don't you care all the time? As an official Hip Girl member, shouldn't you care just a little bit more than you already do?
Jane: I don't care
HGC: But why though? Aren't you going to tell us why you don't care?
Jane: ...I don't care
HGC: That's exactly what's wrong with you, Jane. You just don't care enough anymore. Don't you care about being the best, and hottest woman around your town?
Jane: Don't care
HGC: Don't you even care about your respectedly high reputation as an official Hip Girl? Don't you care about the benefits and trips you get to take for absolutely free?
Jane: Don't care
HGC: Then we suppose you don't care about that evil Lei Lin taking away your precious Giovanni from you forever?
Jane: ...
HGC: Cut! Cut! I can't do this anymore! She just won't cooperate, and just doesn't care about a fucking thing on earth!
Jane: ...Care...
There it is, lovelies! We hope you enjoyed this special edition of the HIP GIRl Information and News section! Soon to come; an interview with HIP GIRL Member Melissa! Until then, stay hip, brainless droids of fashion!