Welcome back, kamikazefriends! It's been a little while since the HIP GIRL CLUB Information and News section has been updated, but better HIP than never, they say!
Some new things have happened since the HIP GIRL'S last update. It has not stayed the same. We will proceed with telling you these things now. It appears that just last week, LABOR DAY had actually taken place, and the HIP GIRL CLUB hadn't done anything special to memorate that certain day, but hey, that's what you can expect from HIP GIRLS anyway. To make up for it, HIP GIRL FOUNDER Verde Windcrest has decided to hold another Labor day party:
Verde: Belated style, girlyfriend!
You heard her, crinkles! Yet another festivity will be held to honor this very special day tomorrow right on September 11, 2005 What a caring day to do it in, too! That Verde always picks the best days to celebrate, we tell ya!
This is a HIP GIRL miracle! It is rumored that BANNED GIRL Enigma Charlamagne is leaving HIP GIRL FOUNDER Roxy Horus's boyfriend Sebek Ra for Satome Lun! This means that Roxy won't have to worry about that stuck up, old snot anymore! Verde also plans to celebrate this rare, wonderful happening on the same day! Whaata planner!
It also appears that poor HIP GIRL Member Melissa Cerio forgot her name again. But anyway, as promised, here's the interview with Melissa in it special for you!:
HGC: Melissa, why can't you remember your name all the time?
Melissa: Because I smart.
HGC: Yes, you must be smart to not remember the name constantly. How did you get that way?
Melissa: Just born that way, I guess.
HGC: Excellent. What does your boyfriend, Juk, have to say about how smart you are?
Melissa: mmm.a. I'm sure he's very proud of me, girlyfriend, because my boyfriend loves me!
HGC: That does sound like a load of smart, Melissa. Do you have anything personal you'd like to tell us now?
Melissa: My mommy dropped me on my head.
HGC: Whaat?! That's awesome! And you've acquired so much knowledge from this! What are you studying in college right now, Melissa?
Melissa: (Pause) I'm thinking... How to eat lunch!
HGC: You really are a wonder, Melissa. You truly amaze us everytime we talk to you! And that look! How on earth do you get that look every morning?!
Melissa: I give myself a flushie.
HGC: Flushie? Tell us the secret of your "flushie"!
Melissa: Well, it's obvious! You stick your head into the toilet, and you keep on pushing the flusher!
HGC: Well blow me down! You better take notes on that one, ladies if you want that specific, unique, fresh Melissa look! Thank you so much for your time, Melissa! We appreciate your advice on beauty tips, and how to eat lunch tremendously!
Melissa: Mmm..a..a..a..a..A!
Whew! Whaata girl we say! We have such wonderfully refreshing HIP GIRLS in our HIP GIRL CLUB don't we?! Let's all make sure we keep as HIP as they always are! Until next time, shovelheads!