Another dutiful HIP greetings to our buttheads at the HIP GIRL CLUB! It appears that summer is nearly upon us adorable skanks, and you know what that means! That's right! Boyfriends and Bathingsuits!
What's Boyfriends and Bathingsuits you ask? (We thought you knew, but apparently, you don't.) Its the HIP GIRL Founder VERDE's latest attempt at trying to make a random event for the girls at the HIP GIRL CLUB! Whatta special friend! We still do not know much about this random event, but we will expect to tune in very soon to find more about it! For now: me managed to catch the CO-FOUNDER herself for a short interview about it!
HGC: Verde, We've heard a little bit about your new, hip event: Boyfriends and Bathingsuits! Why don't you tell us a little bit about it!
Verde: Ookay! Well girlyfriend, The hipply event is my idea. I hasn't told Roxyfriend about it yet, but I wills! It's where you shake your boobies and let it all HANG OUT!
HGC: Is that so, Verde? What is it exactly that you're planning to "HANG OUT?"
Verde: Booby skin!
HGC: Well! Now that is something new, Verde! You never did say that this was a PG13 place to begin with, so we can guess that your nudity idea is more than applicable in the Hip Girl Club!
Verde: H'yup! And best of all; it has water slide!
HGC: That does sound like an exciting time, Miss Windcrest! Do you have any of the specific details filed out for the rest of the Hip Girls to find out?
Verde: Nope!
HGC: I see! Hopefully we'll be able to learn of this information very soon! Would you like to make a closing statement, Verde?
Verde: ...Booblies will be shown, Girlyfriend.
HGC: We see that, Verde; now would you please put your shirt back on?
Verde: Sorry. I gots excited.
HGC: That's okay, Verde. That's okay.
That Verde is one true blue interviewer! It has also come to our attention that HIP GIRL CLUB ONLINE is a complete failure. Stay tuned for more HIPness, Nasal blockages!