Well girlfriends, member gathering has been quite slow. Our newest member is still Farrah Moore, our 3rd HIP GIRL.
So talk of having the Beauty Pageant is going to be resceduled sometime in December regardless of whether or not the HIP GIRL CLUB has 5 members or not. This is not the final descision, but we will let all the Hip Girls know before the November month is through. Don't wait to gather up your beauty Pageant accessories, ladies!Some talk is also running around of permanently banning Jewel Temple due to her rivaling club: J's Club of Fabulousity. We refuse to link this site to ours, because we're better than that, but competition is on the rise for the HIP GIRL CLUB. The HIP GIRL CLUB still has more members than Jewel's club does, but she has the most coveted variable desired to the HIP GIRLS: Our male obsessions! They've allied with Jewel to help her with her site, and help sponsor it with their music, merchandise, and concerts! This is a total, and complete outrage to the HIP GIRLS and why such contradictorum is permeating through the air whether or not Jewel shall be sentenced to a permanent ban. A Jewel compromise note from HIP GIRL FOUNDER Verde has been written, as this will determine her fate as a future HIP GIRL. Stay tuned into the HIP GIRL CLUB for more information, but for now, here are some humiliating e-mails that Jewel sent to us, sponsored by HIP GIRL Farrah Moore.
Another key event in the HIP GIRLS' news abscence was the almost-but-not-quite joining of Shane Freeman. Many imposed objections to his being a "HIP BOY" and the final verdict was to leave him out. Some of these rules conflicted with his being a member of the HIP GIRL CLUB:
We asked Shane Freeman himself to see what he had to say about his being kicked unexpectedly out of the HIP GIRL CLUB:
"What?! I deserve to be here, dawg! I can't go on without my girls!" - Shane Freeman
And there you have it. Former HIP GIRL Shane Freeman has officially been kicked out of the HIP GIRL CLUB Although he is no longer a member, he is still mentioned in a kindly manner only because he is no longer a member, and he is Farrah Moore's obsession.
PS: Don't join Jewel's club!